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Thank you Again Sirs July 21, 2008
Prime Minister of Pakistan
President Of Pakistan
Co-Chairman Pakistan Peoples Party
Federal Finance Minister
Federal Trade Minister
Chairman O.G.R.A.
Dear Sirs
We as a nation are great full to you for providing us an opportunity to thank you again in the same month of July, due to your act of kindness on Sunday the 20th July 2008, that you allowed the highest ever increase in the prices of almost all petroleum products — ranging between 10 and 18 per cent.
Dear Prime Minister on the same day your tree plantation campaign driven the minds of our great nation to think towards the upcoming industry of wood, ultimately the nation has to go back to traditional wood fire to cook food (if someone has the opportunity to have food to cook).
We as a nation suggest your attention to the following sectors to boost the economic conditions of country:
- Selling the kids: If you allow the export of nation’s kids to the other countries, specially for the camel race, it will not only help the parents of those children but will generate the revenue and will help to achieve the $22bn export target.
- Breeding farms of Donkeys: The way the prices of petroleum products are increasing we need to have more Donkeys to pull our vehicles and economy, so we suggest to start breeding these animals on emergency basis. On the other hand we can generate the revenue by exporting these animals to our strategic partners for their election campaigns. -
Coal Technology: Your kind attention is required to revive the coal technologies, most suitable option to fight the increasing oil prices, not only to revive the old coal railway engines but the coal engine cars, buses, trucks, etc. If the pollution bothers you, don’t worry the nation can live for the broader interest of the country with these conditions. -
Lamp Technology: Another sector which can prove the growing industry is the LAMP (Diya) industry, due to shortage of electricity we can focus on this option and giving some attention we can get more economic results. -
Hand Fan Technology: We have a substitute to fight with the hot summer and shortage of light, so just provide your attention to this sector and see the results.
The visits of our delegations on foreign trips can help the relationships with international community and it resultantly helps the visitors to broader their vision, so we suggest that every member of assembly should compulsorily have a monthly foreign trip, which will enable him/her to focus on the problems of his/her Constituency.
Though we as a nation do not deserve more, we are unable to thank you, whatever you all did for us in last 61 years, but we request the last favor if you can do so:
Please make the “Community Suicidal Clubs”, where we can go and enjoy the benefits of death, that would be much better to see our children dying by hunger or by other’s weapons.
Thanking you in advance
Pakistani Nation
Written by:
M.Arshad Minhas
0344-2212377
maminhas@hotmail.com
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Mr Sajid Hussain Ph.D // Jul 23, 2008 at 9:43 am
Wel wel, Mr M Minhas, you are doing splended job, your words must reitrate the govt and their sons to do a lot more like youhave disclosed today in a positive ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
2 Hamid Sheikh // Jul 24, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Mr. Minhas you have hit the nail on the head. This was just brilliant, but you are seemingly forgetting something.Our prime minister’s english is not good enough to comprehend what you wrote.Translate it for him,and then may be he wud ask a committee to sit down and review ur translation…after the review by the committee,our prime minister would go for a meeting abroad to eventually announce another committee to sit on the translation u send him…in short,he doesnt give jack shit about what we have to say!!
None the less,you rock!!
Salute you sir!
3 Major(r)Muhammad Murtaza Khattana Advocate // Jul 25, 2008 at 8:26 am
Dear writer ,I must say that you and our nation is really of good nature otherwise all these persons and so called dignitaries must be handed over to THANIDAR of Gujarat Police and he may very kindly be asked to use their customary rebuke to which they deserve well and he should do their LETHER PARADE.
4 Abdul Basit Khawaja // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:43 am
VOILA…PERFECTO……genius…gr8 work
5 shirullzaman khan // Sep 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
What is it that you are trying to acomplish by writeing all this to these shameless people in power today…….??
Are you trying to awake their consince ??
They dont care for us all …..and you all know what they care for …..$$$$ …. right ?
BUT it is a good article …written in good faith …for an honest purpose … and surely is the voice of the common man of this god forsaken country.
6 Amj@D // Sep 26, 2008 at 12:43 am
totally useless Crap! you have written above.
We people can say a lot about GOVT. but still we all will not understand that we are ones who are responsible for all this.
WHY we have such stupid people who every time bring these bastereds!!
Ah!! Inspite of posting something against the GOVT, kindly make yourself better n guide others how to get better.
We all Pakiz were n will be i guess, Selfish n not Cooperative to each other. Dats why we all are facing such things . Still we are the same n We will face the same consequences.. i guess!
Newayz!!
STOP POSTING SUCH BULLSHIT ok!
7 Javed // Oct 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I agree Amj@D, for some reason these people think its cool or wise to make fun of such serious national issues. They dont realize that the government of their country and even the army is a reflection of themselves and our society as a whole. They should have some self respect, and if they want to contribute and give their 2 cents, they should do so in a positive, constructive manner, otherwise, its better that they keep their mouth shut or else they’ll make themselves look like a jack-ass whose a complete moron, and thought up a big letter of non-sense, wasted his time and of all the others who read it(i.e. the above article written by M.Arshad Minhas), rather than availing the oportunity to write and offer insight into something which could have been presented more constructively and of some benefit to our beloved country Pakistan. We should condemn and scrutize people who write such garbage, and even more shameful, are the morons who wrote in support of it(one’s even claims to be a Ph.d, a mr. Khwaja, and a Major), or thought it to be funny. You would think that the Ph.d. and the Major who came from the national army service would offer a strong rebuke. Looks like we as Pakistani’s have lots of work to do, and it has to start from the bottom up(people up), and not from the government down. People like you need to grow up, do more constructive things with your life, and if you cant do or say anything good for Pakistan, you should quite frankly, shut the hell up!
8 AMj@D // Oct 8, 2008 at 10:37 pm
WEll Mr.Javed
In spite of suggesting us to do something constructive … wateva u have written here is this a constructive thing? or your constructive thinking :P .. c’mon MAN.. u need to grow up as well… better stop flying on the SKY ..you can say all this when you are doing something so called constructive thing for the country, we Pakiz have a problem from the start, we know and understand dat what is wrong and what is right but still we choose the short n bad paths to achieve their goalz..
WE ALL CAN JUST SUGGEST GOOD THINGS… BUT WE HARDLY IMPLEMENT ALL THESE THINGS IN OUR DAILYLYF.
n ya leme know .. who you trying to say this Mr.JAVED…
“People like you need to grow up, do more constructive things with your life, and if you cant do or say anything good for Pakistan, you should quite frankly, shut the hell up!”
Me , or the one who have written the above article.. better be straight forward in mentioning why u behaving lyk a coward jackass? n also tell me what CONSTRUCTIVE thing you have done for PAKISTAN?
do reply ;)
cya
tc
AmJ@D
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